Blah, blah, blah....

Look, I'm not here to defend fruits, per se. But, you idiots are forgetting the best thing about shows like Oz ...well, Oz in particular. You have a lot of hot guys showing off nice cocks. Who cares if they are boning each other, they are still great looking and are well-hung.

And, Steve, that is your wife's concern. It is not that she hates gay men. I mean, at some level all of us women, straight or gay, do because they have better taste and are physcially stronger than us.

No, Steve, she's pissed because she wants that black junkie blowing the neo-nazi in the shower at OZ to be humping her like the dirty whore she is rather than her normal Saturday night joy of lying prone and pretending to be content while you give her two minutes of the short stuff.

You bore her, Steve, and she's turning her hatred at who and where she is in her life on others because you are too inconsequential to hate. Buy her some shit, so she'll drop the activism act-out and stop making your family look like a bunch of sanctimonius assholes.

Speaking of assholes, I think its time for Otto to give me my monthly humbling. He smells like Old Spice and is filled with empty pretentiousness, but unlike you, Steve, he can bring it.