Boycott the Traditional Values Coalition

Even though I find Otto to be a bit too negative and mean at times -- not that he's a bad person, he was beaten as a child, and that's sad -- I was really happy he did his part to help expose the homosexual agenda practiced by the Traditional Values Coalition. As if Will & Grace and Proctor & Gamble were not enough! I was surprised, and then not so surprised, to find out that the Traditional Values Coalition is doing so much to force homosexuality on everybody, and I urge everyone to boycott that organization, or coalition, or whatever you want to call that group of evil homosexuals.

And Steve, you have to do your part to keep Barbara safe from herself. It's your job, as a husband, to ensure that your wife does not become a gay man, no matter how much she wants it.

Thanks Professor Otto for your insight. I would have thanked you in person, but I heard strange screaming and slapping noises coming out of your office, not to mention the tell-tale humming and zapping of electrical prods. It scared me a little, so I thought I'd just thank you here instead.