Rapture Ready

Jesus, Hope. Why would Bob kill his wife? Didn't you see her at the Homeowners' Association Republican Victory Party back in November? She stood quietly at his side the whole time he was talking about smiting Blue States, clasping her hands in front of her, with her eyes on the fucking floor. She was an accessory -- like a belt or a purse. She probably doesn't even have a name, unless it's OfBob, or Mrs. Bob, or something. What would be the point of killing her, Hope? She's already dead. She's unworthy of any fucking attention, unless you're easily entranced by a woman with the face of a fish.

No, Bob's up to something else. Maybe he's preparing himself for the Rapture, who knows? Has anyone heard if there's a Rapture scheduled for this month?

Maybe we should ask the psychos at Rapture Ready -- they'll know. I'm gonna buy Bob a fucking t-shirt.



Oooh. Scaaaaaaary....